Because our carpets truly are small works of art, they want to be handled carefully. They, for example, don’t much like to be vacuumed with a brush extension, and neither are they fond of pointy objects. Should you want to clean them with bile soap and a hard brush, they will hold that against you. Their favourite spot is in front of the sofa, they think that the only being that should lie under the dining table is the dog. Or the cat. Because the constant moving of chairs and their legs does not do them any good, and they rather give the space to the dog. Or the cat. Because the former will definitely be super grateful about whatever scraps and crumbs might fall down. The cat however will simply scowl at them. Possibly.